Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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