She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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