Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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