you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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