sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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