yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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