i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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