i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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