Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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