my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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