Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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