You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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