did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I think I sprained my soul last night
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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