Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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