on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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