Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
