Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Randomize
