My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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