I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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