Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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