Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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