Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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