I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
please come you make the beer taste better
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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