I should be sponsored by Trojan
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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