you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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