how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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