There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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