This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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