he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
When are your genitals available?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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