i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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