i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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