I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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