i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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