Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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