So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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