i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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