Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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