even my farts smell like vagina
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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