you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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