doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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