just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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