hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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