New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
did i just pee glitter
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