So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
