So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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