google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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