honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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