Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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