She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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