apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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