I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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