I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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