Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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