my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
you never un-have a 4some
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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