Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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