Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
my poor anus
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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