he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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