Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Dignity is for republicans.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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