hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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