I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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