Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We had to coat check the pizza.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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