What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Randomize
